Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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