Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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