is your mom at the bar?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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