Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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