Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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