Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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