why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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