I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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