What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Pooping to opera.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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