It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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