Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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