if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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