There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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