Walk of Shame today included voting.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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