brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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