I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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