the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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