it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We need a shit load of segways right now
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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