soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I would fuck him just for his dog
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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