First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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