porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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