using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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