we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
