You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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