Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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