Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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