found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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