I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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