This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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