hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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