I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Ketchup is God's man juice
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Randomize
