The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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