rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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