Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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