I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I think I sprained my soul last night
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Randomize
