So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
im on a boat
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