Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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