so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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