i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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