She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
We’re leaving where are you
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