idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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