This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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