All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
well you can't waste a boner
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Your penis caused this!
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