All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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