Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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