I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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