can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
now i know why i became what i already was.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So many bounce houses so little time
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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