I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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