i just wanna soil my oats bro
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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