Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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