Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I need water and some morals
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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