what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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