NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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