I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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